i’m not mad at this picture at all.
your dick pic is different in that your dick is soft yet you’ve managed to make it visually appealing by cupping it intimately with your hand. it’s a high-quality photograph with obvious attention paid to the framing, tone and background, and while it veers slightly on the stark side, it’s refreshing and good.
thank you for submitting to critique my dick pic. your dick pic gets an A-.